Dancing Joker


According to the internet's Rule 34, if something exists, there is a porn/fetish around it. You might think that a film about how a man is driven to madness by the callousness of society around him might be an exception to the rule. But you're wrong.


A quick look through Twitter reveals a mountain of people who are really enjoying the new 'Joker' film. Like, maybe a little too much.


taco’d bell @fraudisokay I just saw the joker and I was horny for an entire like 15 minutes

kayla :-) @kaylajilll just saw joker ... 10/10 would fuck the joker

พุซซี่แคทเลิฟลุงฮาวาย @waterbear191 Joker dancing on the stairways makes me totally horny, I just can’t —- #joker

   ♡✞ @ABVHVN · Oct 9 instead of clapping at the end of joker i yelled “oh fck me im horny”



crass VEVO @crassband · Oct 5 just saw Joker Movie.!! wow im horny for clowns!!!


We also got a new word out all this horndoggery:


isa @myaurrora i'm JORNY..... joker horny

ThrobThomas @nickprezioso · 20h I’m JORNY.   Joker horny.


People weren't just content with merely declaring their horniness, either. According to PornHub data, it seems a lot of you out there took matters into your own hands (pun intended), because searches for 'Joker'-related porn skyrocketed following the film's release.


BANG! Credit: Pornhub


PornHub characterized the surge by saying: 


Our statisticians found that in just four days, searches containing 'Joker' reached 741K with a peak of 291K on October 6th. Bang!


It wasn't limited to just PornHub, either - xHamster also reported a similar spike:


xHamster joker data

Alex Hawkins, the VP at xHamster said, "People are now fantasizing about the f***ing Joker. Human sexualization is weird sometimes, but the Joker searches have risen over 1,300 percent, which is astounding."


Look, we get it. Joaquin Phoenix is a handsome, charismatic guy that a lot of people wanna bang. Just don't be shocked when incels complain that all the years they dressed like clowns, no one ever wanted to f*** them. 


Sad joker incel

The problem isn't the clown makeup, Jared. It's your s***ty personality.