According to the internet's Rule 34, if something exists, there is a porn/fetish around it. You might think that a film about how a man is driven to madness by the callousness of society around him might be an exception to the rule. But you're wrong.
A quick look through Twitter reveals a mountain of people who are really enjoying the new 'Joker' film. Like, maybe a little too much.
Not gonna lie, I was so horny for #JoaquinPhoenix in this movie, from creepy loner to self confident lunatic.#Joker pic.twitter.com/CRMHpeWwau
— New Adventures in Wi-Fi (@FancyBeavis) October 9, 2019
We also got a new word out all this horndoggery:
People weren't just content with merely declaring their horniness, either. According to PornHub data, it seems a lot of you out there took matters into your own hands (pun intended), because searches for 'Joker'-related porn skyrocketed following the film's release.
PornHub characterized the surge by saying:
Our statisticians found that in just four days, searches containing 'Joker' reached 741K with a peak of 291K on October 6th. Bang!
It wasn't limited to just PornHub, either - xHamster also reported a similar spike:
Alex Hawkins, the VP at xHamster said, "People are now fantasizing about the f***ing Joker. Human sexualization is weird sometimes, but the Joker searches have risen over 1,300 percent, which is astounding."
Look, we get it. Joaquin Phoenix is a handsome, charismatic guy that a lot of people wanna bang. Just don't be shocked when incels complain that all the years they dressed like clowns, no one ever wanted to f*** them.
The problem isn't the clown makeup, Jared. It's your s***ty personality.
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